Trump’s Name Drops 33 Times in New Terror Strategy: Is This Normal?

 

Opinion by - MamaButterBean

Trump’s Name Drops 33 Times in New Terror Strategy: Gorka’s Love Letter?

Imagine the government writes a serious plan to fight terrorism. Normally, these things are dry, boring reports stuffed with big words, focused on actual threats, and they mention the president maybe once or twice so it doesn’t look like fanfiction. Not this one.

The brand-new 2026 U.S. Counterterrorism Strategy is only 16 pages long, but the word “Trump” (or “President Trump”) shows up 33 times. That’s not a strategy, that’s a tribute album.

What Makes This So Cringe?

Real counterterrorism plans are supposed to be neutral. They lay out threats like cartels or extremists, explain how agencies team up, and aim to last longer than one administration. They sound professional so future presidents can actually use them.

• The 2018 strategy under Trump’s first term mentioned him sparingly and kept it business-like..
• Older plans from the Bush era were calm, boring, and all about the mission, not the man.

But this 2026 version? It’s shorter, snappier, and reads like Sebastian Gorka stayed up all night trying to outdo himself praising Trump. It brags about Trump’s wins, bashes Biden nonstop, and ties every “success” straight back to the boss. Gorka, Trump’s counterterrorism czar, basically turned a national security document into a personal highlight reel.

Why Does It Matter?

The strategy loves to complain about politicization in national security. Yet here it is, drenched in personal Trump worship and campaign vibes. It’s like Gorka looked at a normal government report and thought, “Nah, needs more glazing.” It’s like handing in a school safety plan that name-drops your favorite principal 33 times while reminding everyone how awesome he is. Suspicious? A little.

You can check the official PDF yourself online (it’s on the White House website).

Whether you like Trump or not, this isn’t the usual Washington style. It’s bold in the most try-hard way and very Trump-centered, all thanks to Gorka’s pathetic little pen desperately simping across every single page like he's trying to win Employee of the Month.

Smart political move or just... too much? 😏

OPINION: Candace Owens Turned Cash Cow: The Real Story of Candace Owens.

The Ungrateful Grifter 

Oh, Candace Owens bless her heart, or whatever’s left of it after all that grifting. She struts around like she personally invented conservatism, dropping hot takes on Black America as if she’s Moses with a Fox News chyron. But let’s peel back the layers. Scratch that glossy veneer and what do you find? The same low-class, Stamford-projects hustle she was born into. 

You can put her in designer suits and parade her across PragerU stages, but you can’t take the ghetto out of the girl. The opportunism, the flip-flopping, the desperate clawing for relevance, it’s all straight out of survival mode, the kind you learn when you know one wrong move sends you right back to the bottom.

Born Candace Amber Owens in 1989, raised by mostly her mother and grandparents in working-class Stamford, Connecticut, think racial tension, rundown apartments, and that 2007 high-school hate-crime lawsuit over racist voicemails from white classmates. She dropped out of the University of Rhode Island drowning in loans, bounced through Vogue internships (read: coffee runs), private-equity cubicles, and a string of flops like Degree180, a blog where she once called Republicans “bat-shit crazy” and plotted to dox conservative “bullies.” Peak 2016 liberal energy, right down to the anti-Trump penis jokes. Then came Social Autopsy in 2017, her big “woke” doxxing site that imploded, got her family threatened, and supposedly “red-pilled” her overnight. Classic ghetto pivot: when one hustle dies, flip the script and blame the left for everything.
And that’s exactly when the real hero of this story rides in. Late 2017: Charlie Kirk, the brilliant, fearless founder of Turning Point USA, the most effective youth conservative movement in America, spots her viral “Red Pill Black” videos. Instead of letting raw talent rot on YouTube, Charlie does what he always does: he invests in winners. He brings her on as TPUSA’s communications director, hands her a national stage, donor network, campus tour circuit, and the most powerful megaphone any young conservative could dream of. Turning Point USA didn’t just give Candace a job, they gave her a rocket ship. 
Without Charlie Kirk’s vision and TPUSA’s unmatched infrastructure, she’d still be another angry nobody screaming into her phone in a studio apartment. Instead, she got Blexit - a mash-up of "Black" + "Exit" and book deals, Congress testimony, Kanye collabs, Daily Wire millions, and a marriage to literal British nobility husband.

In fact, in 2023, long after she had already cashed every check TPUSA ever wrote her, the BLEXIT Foundation she founded officially merged into Turning Point USA. That’s right: the very organization she now calls “controlled opposition” swallowed her baby whole, absorbed its staff, donors, and operations, and kept the lights on when her own grift was running dry.

Fast-forward: she blows it all in 2024 with antisemitic meltdowns, gets booted from Daily Wire, and now spends her days beefing with everyone from Ben Shapiro to Cardi B, proving Candace hood drama never really left. The pettiness, the conspiracy spirals, the “like” at the end of every sentence when she’s mad, it’s all still there, just wrapped in better lighting.
Charlie didn’t just save her career. He helped created Candace Owens, gave her a voice of the so called Black Voices she cared about. And how does the ungrateful grifter repay a man who pulled her out of obscurity? By turning around and attacking Charlie’s wife, smearing his family, and trying to torch the very organization that made her rich and famous, all while crying “they’re controlled opposition!” on her little podcast nobody asked for. Classy as ever, Candace. Real classy.
Enjoy the view from the gutter and go crawled back into, sweetheart. TPUSA will still be packing arenas long after your next flop lands like a wet turd.

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.- Galileo Now You Know